SEPTEMBER '06 EVENTS


Saturday, 9/9, Doors 9:45PM Show 10:15PM -- Raina Bird presents: SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK-N-ROLL: A Night of Tits & Lit
Burlesque dancers and the best authors of transgressive literature come together for a night of Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll.
MOVED to Shotwell Studios ¬ 3252A 19th Street @ Shotwell, San Francisco. $3 - $5

FEATURE PERFORMERS:
Raina Bird, Tina Butcher, Tony DuShane, Lilycat, Carmelo Valone & the Solid Golddiggers Burlesque Dancers

For more information contact: rainabird@hotmail.com 415-847-4026

BIOS:

Raina Bird was born in a cult run by a fat bald guy with 9 wives who said he was the living incarnation of the divine. She now hates hippies and religion with equal fervor. She is currently writing a memoir about the experience. Her work has appeared in Morbid Curiosity, Instant City and cherrybleeds. She is heavily tattooed, very fond of her pet rat and leaves her house as little as possible,

Tina Butcher - AKA Madison Young is a San Francisco based writer, artist, and international bondage model. Tina's writer has been published in such magazines as Girlfriends, On Our Backs, Bitch, Herbivore, Skin Two, and in the anthology "Baby Remember My Name." edited by Michelle Tea. Currently writes travel articles for Velvet Park, and reviews for Skin Two, and is completing her memoir entitled The Tail of a Bondage Model; Memoirs of Madison Young". Madison Young has traveled the world working with some of the best bondage and fetish photographers and rope artists in the business. Madison has been published in over 100 web sites, numerous magazines including Hustler's Taboo and Leg World, and score of bondage and fetish videos, international bondage performances, and has started her own line of bondage videos and websites including www.MadisonBond.com and www.Tied4Sex.com.

Tony DuShane- spends all his time writing, working on his radio show Drinks with Tony, editing the literary 'zine Cherry Bleeds and bench pressing women who weigh 165 or less.  His shoe size is 10 and his liver is strong.

Lilycat ¬ Is a strong believer of supporting underground artists, loves to write, is a fan of sex and rock-n-roll, knows a lot of people on drugs, and likes to talk. You can find out about her at lilycat.com

Carmelo Valone- the troubled Carmelo Valone grew up surrounded by old money and living dead residents of the suburbs of Connecticut. In the early and dysfunctional 1990s he suffered a Œbreakdown¹ and spent a number of seasons in and out of McLean¹s Psychiatric hospital. The former home to numerous other troubled writers such as Silvia Plath, Anne Sexton, and Susana Kaysen. He is a writer and is currently working on a darkly humorous memoir about his young adult life in the hospital called; "The Sex Life of a Lunatic" a search for love within lunacy. He also has several screenplays and has acted and makes weird electronic music. He loves to watch Prison Break and feeds ducks at the Hollywood Forever cemetery.

BURLESQUE PERFORMANCES BY: Solid Goldiggers Burlesque
A San Francisco based group founded in 2004 as a ladies night escape from significant others. Consists of dancers Danielle Sipple Katie Rose, Charlie Fisher, Bene, Melinda, and JoJo who all come from various dance and theater backgrounds. Fusing the various dance styles of ballet, theater, funk, and hip hop with traditional burlesque. The Solid Goldiggers bring you performances like you've never seen that accentuate all that is dance performance art with a twist of vintage style and glamour. Performing at various venues, such as Lingba Lounge, Element, Nickies, Fashion events, and private events over the past year and a half, Solid Goldiggers Burlesque continues to bring an element of excitement and class to the world of dance entertainment while empowering themselves, each other and their audiences.


AND!! Same weekend, different coast...

Washington DC Braces for Weekend of Sexual Freedom with Darklady & Carol Queen - Two Nights of Performances, Readings, & a Masturbate-a-thon at The Crucible!

Friday, September 08, 2006: Readings & Performances w/ Portland's Darklady (www.darklady.com) and San Francisco's Carol Queen (www.carolqueen.com), Music by Memory Leak

Saturday, September 09, 2006: First-Ever Washington DC MASTURBATE-A-THON hosted by Dr. Carol Queen, Dr. Robert Lawrence & Darklady

Both nights are fundraisers for the Woodhull Freedom Foundation & Center for Sex and Culture: www.woodhullfoundation.org www.centerforsexandculture.com

On FRIDAY night, listen to the music of Memory Leak, followed by Darklady sharing what it's like to be a fallen Catholic girl who grew up to be a professional porn reviewer and a Masturbate-a-thon organizer,and what happens when she's alone in her shower reading "Mother, May I," published in Guilty Pleasures, from Black Books, during Friday night's stand-up welcome. Then join the incomparable Dr. Carol Queen, San Francisco's most famous sexologist, for a virtual backstage tour of the Lusty Lady Theater, as Carol gives another wildly popular performance of "Peep Show," her story of life behind the locked doors of the Private Pleasures Booth.
9:00 pm - 2:00 am
$20
The Crucible (www.the-crucible.com)
1816 Half Street, SW, Washington DC


WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET! SATURDAY...

The Live Masturbate-a-Thon comes to DC! The Masturbate-a-Thon is a charity event that's pleasurable for all! It's like a walk-a-thon, but (unless you have an unusual version of masturbation), your feet won't be tired when you're done. Live Masturbate-a-Thon founders Carol Queen and Robert Lawrence from San Francisco, and Portland's Masturbate-a-Thon impresaria Darklady will be your hosts! Carol and Robert are just back from helping to host the first-ever UK Masturbate-a-Thon in London -- a splendid success!

There are three ways to do "it":

1. Ask your friends and lovers to pledge you some amount of money for every minute (or hour) you masturbate. Bring their pledge with you or send it in later. Funds from this party will benefit the Woodhull Freedom Foundation and Federation and the Center for Sex & Culture. If you don't have people who will pledge you, you can pledge yourself, at a minimum of $20.

OR: 2. Come be a Masturbate-a-Thon voyeur. Voyeurs can pay $20.00 at the door and they will be restricted to the mezzanine level, where they can watch the goings-on from above! Absolutely NO cameras or camera phones will be tolerated. But you'll always have your memories.

OR: 3. Bring your partner to play with you in the Jack-and-Jill-Off Room! Party admission of $20 gets you access to this space, where people can masturbate and engage in other non-intercourse play with each other as done at the Portland, Oregon version of the 'Thon. Couples or more- ples only, though we don't mind if you just met in the voyeur's lounge.
9:00 pm - 2:00 am
$20 or pledge form
The Crucible (www.the-crucible.com)
1816 Half Street, SW, Washington DC

The Masturbate-a-Thon was invented at Good Vibrations as a private charity and consciousness-raising event, part of National Masturbation Month, which they founded and have been hosting since 1995. Carol and Robert made it a live group event a few years later; they have been hosting Masturbate-a-Thons to benefit the Center for Sex & Culture for five years. Darklady imported the concept to Portland a year after the live 'Thons began. See also:

www.masturbate-a-thon.com

www.masturbate-a-thon.org

www.goodvibes.com/Content--National-Masturbation-Month-2005--id-96.html

www.masturbate-a-thon.co.uk


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Thursday, 9/14 – Lilycat presents a PANEL ON FREE SPEECH
MOVED to CellSpace, more info soon

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Thursday, 9/14, 7--9 pm -- F@#K, I CAN'T SAY THAT ANYMORE: CENSORSHIP
At CellSpace -- 2050 Bryant St., SF

Learn what you are and aren’t allowed to do, say, and show these days; and if there is any way to change it or get around it.

SPEAKERS:
Annalee Newitz - writes about technology, pop culture and sex for magazines like Wired and New Scientist; she blogs at www.techsploitation.com; and she is the editor of fringe dork magazine "other."
http://www.techsploitation.com/

Mark Kliem - is Webmaster of LavenderLounge.com and has been involved in the adult industry for 10 years. He's directed dozens of gay porn movies for numerous studios, and owns several porn websites. He has been a judge for the GayVN Awards for five years, and won Cybersocket's "Best Blog" Award. Along with everyone else in the adult business, he is currently struggling to stay out of jail.
http://www.LavenderLounge.com

LadyMonster – Always on the prowl, showing a sexy good time whether revealing her ample talents in a burlesque tease or bringing you to a quick sizzle with her erotic poetry.
http://www.ladymonster.com/

Thomas Roche - has been writing professionally since age 19. He sold his first novel, a fine 200-page opus entitled All the Way in the Hay, to a shady New York publisher during the glory days of one-handed publishing.
http://www.eros-zine.com

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Friday, 9/15 --
LaSara FireFox's SEX IT UP workshop has been POSTPONED til next month -- but we WILL offer it again, so please stay tuned! We'll send an email to those of you who signed up for this session as soon as we know the date it's been moved to.


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Wednesday, 9/20, 7:30-9:30 -- EROTIC READING CIRCLE
At Jon Sims Center, 1519 Mission Street in SF

Come join readers as they share their work! Bring something to read or just be part of the appreciative circle of listeners. This is a great place to try out new work (ask for comments if you like), or get more comfortable reading for other people. Longtime writers will bring thier latest... newly inspired writers, bring that vignette you scrawled on BART while daydreaming on your way to work! Non-judgemental listening guaranteed, all orientations welcome. With Carol Queen and Jennifer Cross.
$5-up sliding scale, but no one turned away for lack of funds.

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Saturday, 9/23, 7:30 -- PERVERTS PUT OUT
At CounterPULSE!, 1310 Mission St., SF

Yes, it's true! It's the long-awaited return of Perverts Put Out! This legendary spoken word smut salon is back just in time for the Folsom Street Fair. Join us for a rowdy, raunchy night of readings from Simon Sheppard, Carol Queen, Kirk Read, Charlie Anders, Greta Christina, horehound stillpoint, and Lori Selke.

Perverts Put Out! features the cutting edge of sex writing in all its forms. Memoir, fiction, poetry, and anything else our author's kinky little minds can come up with. Explicit or not, PPO is always both hot and challenging.

How much: $5-15 sliding scale to benefit the Center for Sex and Culture. No-one turned away for lack of funds.

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Sunday, 9/24 -- FOLSOM STREET FAIR
Whether or not you come volunteer with us, please drop by and say hi if you come to this huge outdoor fetish-fest! One of the most amazing street parties in San Francisco... no, the world! If you don't want to wander around looking for us, email me next week... I should have the booth number and location by then.

Folsom St. Fair Weekend
Sat/Sun 23rd-24th, from noon-6pm
Mark I Chester studio
1229 Folsom St. (between 8th-9th Sts)/SF
415-621-6294
Get a free digital pix!
Each additional pix $10
prints of pix available in sizes from 4x6 - 11x14
Can't wait? Get a raincheck for Sat Sept 30th

Plus
drawings from the leather bondage sketch group by Steve Davis, Dan Becker, Bart Dority and radical sex photographs by Mark I Chester

Saturdays are usually slow with lots of open time.
The best time to come on Sunday is early or late in the day.

Pass the word, tell your friends and stop by to see the art,
even if you aren't getting photographed.

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Monday, 9/25, 6:30-8 pm -- CAROL READS WITH STEPHEN ELLIOTT.
... author of the new erotic work "My Girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up." Other readers: Michelle Richmond and the always-amazing Justin Chin. At Good Vibrations, 603 Valenica near 17th. No charge. See www.stephenelliott.com for more about his work.

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