JANUARY '08 EVENTS

Saturday, 1/5/08, 7:30 -- PERVERTS PUT OUT

Perverts Put Out -- The Hangover Edition!

Holidays got you down? Need a bit of the hair of the dog? Something naughty to make up for the endless admonitions to be nice? Then join us for the first Perverts Put Out of the new year -- the sexiest, perviest, most hungover spoken word smut salon ever!

Whether it's foot fetish fiction, true-life sex worker tales, reviews of bad sex toys, or cut-up pornographic poetry, it's always easy going down.

Performers will include Trebor Healey, Gina De Vries, horehound stillpoint, Lori Selke, and Mattilda aka Matt Bernstein Sycamore. Emcees are the fabulous Simon Sheppard and Carol Queen.

When: Saturday, January 5, 2008, 7:30 pm.
Where: CounterPULSE!, 1310 Mission St., SF
How much: $10-15 sliding scale to benefit the Center for Sex and Culture. No-one turned away for lack of funds.

Keep track of this and other shows at: http://simonsheppard.com/pervertsputout.html -- super-cute pix from past shows too!

Please feel free to forward and/or repost.


Thursday, 1/10, 7 pm -- ASK THE DOCTORS: Roleplay and Fantasy

Carol and Robert talk about roleplay at Good Vibes' Valencia St. store -- more detail at http://www.goodvibes.com/Content--Events

No charge!


Monday, 1/14, 7:30-8:30 door -- the SF JACKS

For more about this fellowship of men who like to j/o in the company of other like-minded men, visit http://www.sfjacks.com/


Thursday, 1/17, 7 pm -- SIZZLE

"SIZZLE": A Cake and Kink Literary Event
Readings by Laura Antoniou, Midori, and Carol Queen
Thursday, January 17th @ 7:00 pm
Doors/Open-Mic Sign-Up: 6:30 pm
$10-$15 ($5 open mic performers) for a night of desert, wine, SM discussions and hot readings.

Femina Potens Gallery & Performance Space (NEW LOCATION!)
2199 Market Street @ Sanchez
San Francisco, CA 94114 (415) 217-9340 feminapotens@gmail.com
www.feminapotens.com

Laura Antoniou has been writing erotica for over 20 years, when her day job permits her the time. Laura is best known these days for her "Marketplace" series of novels, but back in the beginning, when pickings for good and readable porn was slim, Laura created the groundbreaking "Leatherwomen" anthologies, and edited several others. Some of the work she created for those anthologies are reprinted in The Catalyst and Other Tales. Laura's work has been published in the United States, Germany, Japan, and Korea, to international acclaim. Her short stories and non-fiction essays also appear in other anthologies, a full listing of which can be found at Books.

Midori is a highly acclaimed writer and lecturer on a wide range of sexual topics. Midori has a degree in Psychology from the University of California, Berkeley, and vast indispensable experience as a pioneering San Francisco sex educator. A regular advice columnist for Men's Health, Midori has appeared on HBO and BBC, and has been featured in Vogue, Playboy, Der Spiegel, Cosmo and more. Multifaceted, she is a skilled photographer, artist in Japanese rope, presenting to art institutions such as Tanzquartier, Vienna and Das Arts in Amsterdam. She's the author of bestselling books "The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage" and "Wild Side Sex". Learn more about her projects at www.PlanetMidori.com

Carol Queen is a San Francisco-based writer, speaker, educator, and activist with a doctorate in sexology. She works at Good Vibrations and is the co-founder of the non-profit Center for Sex and Culture. Queen writes explicit fiction and memoir, critical essays, cultural reviews, and sex advice columns. She has performed in San Francisco, Boston, Toronto, Seattle, and Minneapolis, and continues to read at conferences and spoken word events. An early activist, in 1975 she founded GAYouth, one of the nation's first LGBT youth groups.


Saturday, 1/19, 8 pm -- SIMONE CORDAY BOOKPARTY: 9 1/2 Years Behind the Green Door -- A Mitchell Brothers memoir

Simone Corday's just-released, compulsively readable memoir will be available -- and celebrated! -- at this fun book event. With refreshments, a reading, and a special Green Door experience!

It's the 80's, just before the advent of AIDS, and we are behind the scenes at the entrancing Mitchell Brothers' O'Farrell Theater, which Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson has declared to be "the Carnegie Hall of public sex in America." The theater and its steamy live shows are a countercultural venue for celebrities in entertainment and sports, and for San Francisco politicians and journalists. They are drawn by the beautiful strippers and the backroom hospitality of their outrageous porn king hosts, Artie and Jim Mitchell--who directed the groundbreaking porn film, Behind the Green Door, starring Marilyn Chambers.

Simone Corday, who danced at the O'Farrell and was a girlfriend of the late Artie Mitchell for nearly a decade, shares her unique story and her insights. She is the only woman insider to write about this insular but captivating world during this period, when she was close to the impulsive Mitchells, and a friend of the O'Farrell's honorary Night Manager, Hunter Thompson. Corday's unusual background of having an MA in English, along with her honesty, irreverent sense of humor, and keen focus as an observer, make this a delicious expose.

Corday gives vivid accounts of three Mitchell Brothers' films she took part in, including the disastrous Behind the Green Door, the Sequel, a grandiose safe-sex epic with characters from Greek mythology, and their documentary on Hunter Thompson, titled The Crazy Never Die. She shares memories of her unconventional, passionate relationship with "Party Artie" Mitchell. His affectionate personal and domestic side, along with his love for his children, are remembered fondly. His taste for cocaine and advancing alcoholism--that led him to disappear on binges with a succession of young dancers--is also recaptured, as well as his volatile temper, his impish sense of fun, and his charismatic, macho persona.

Corday sheds light on Jim Mitchell's motives for shooting Art to death, and on the murder trial that follows. She reflects on her experience in the sex industry, and on her relationship with a notorious club owner. From the fun she had performing in the O'Farrell's spotlight as the theater's nemesis, then-San Francisco Mayor Dianne Feinstein, to her heartbreak visiting Artie's grave a few short years later, this is a sensational ride.

At CSC, 1519 Mission


Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 7:30-9:30 pm -- HOLISTIC TIPS FOR GREAT FAGGOT SEX!

With Heron Saline
Center for Sex and Culture:1519 Mission @ 11th in SF
$20

This new class smorgasbords five areas of Holistic Health and how they can contribute to easier, hotter, and more fun sex! Included are juicy and easy to learn and apply tidbits from Breathwork, Muscle Contraction/Release, Erotic Hypnosis, Herbology, and Massage. Come learn some basics for effectively *working* your body and mind as you play with the boys:

  • relax and open orifices at will
  • give and receive greater pleasure
  • charge your body for increased sensitivity to sensation
  • clear and direct your thoughts to the experience you want
  • includes Heron's recipe for "Cocksucker's Herb Tea"!!!
All in a fun, relaxed, two hour intro workshop. Great to attend with a partner or as a single person! Go home with new pointers and techniques to amp up your sensual life in 2008!

Heron Saline is a gay man living in San Francisco who has a private practice as a Consulting Hypnotist and Learning Strategist. His background in language, bodywork, energywork, teaching, the workings of the mind, creation spirituality, and embodied, lively eroticism all contribute to his delight in presenting fun, whole-minded classes and private sessions that resource people to know and work with themselves with power! Visit his website at: http://www.fullattention.com


Friday, Jan 25th - 7:15pm-10:00pm - Hot Draw!

Hot Draw! is a drop-in erotic leather/fetish drawing group for gay men hosted by Mark I Chester at his studio at 1229 Folsom St. in SF. Open to sketchers of all skill levels. Friendly, open and non-competitive. Poses include fetish gear, leather, bondage and eroticism. Call 415-621-6294 for reservation. http://markichester.com/hotdraw for more info and galleries.


Sunday, January 27, 9:30-5:30 -- BECOME AN EXTRAORDINARY LOVER: For Men who love Women (level 1)
Have you ever dreamed of being with a woman who is hot, inviting and generous with her sexuality, who screams when she orgasms and wants more and more? Every woman has this capacity, but it takes a confident, erotically powerful and skilled lover to bring out her full sexual potential. In this one-day workshop, Celeste & Danielle teach you everything you need to know to take any woman to the heights of ecstasy. This is your chance to get research-based information from highly skilled and educated sex experts in a small, intimate setting. You will get real-time, individual attention, feedback, transformational coaching and hands-on practice.

In this workshop, you will learn everything you need to know to become a truly extraordinary lover, including:

  • The 7 essential qualities that all extraordinary lovers possess
  • Coming to every sexual encounter from a place of relaxation, playfulness and comfort
  • How to give her the best sex of her life before you even take your pants off
  • An experiential tour of the clitoris and women's orgasms
  • Conveying sexual confidence to women by emitting true sexual energy
  • What women really mean when they say words like "seduction" and "intimacy"
  • How to demonstrate your sexual expertise with the very first kiss
  • Getting in touch with your own pleasure to help her connect with her deepest desires and pleasures
  • How sexual confidence and satisfaction can enhance every aspect of your life
Sunday January 27th, 9:30-5:30, in San Francisco's Center for Sex and Culture. Tuition is $495.

To register go to http://www.celesteanddanielle.com/workshopMen.html.


Wednesday, January 30, 7:30 pm -- CUNTS FOR FAGS

demystifying the innies of the genital world

a detailed introduction to the vulva geared towards gay men

$5-$20 sliding scale, no one turned away for lack of funds

18+ -- People of all genders and orientations welcome

Queer presenters, live models, a safe space to ask questions... this workshop is the perfect opportunity for gay men to learn about vulvas, vaginas, clits, cunts, g-spots, inny-holes, bonus holes, cooters, tranny boners, clit boners, or whatever you call yours.

Whats a vulva? What does it look like? Whats a hymen? Is anal sex fun without a prostate? Whats up with the g-spot? What does it feel like? Why do lesbians love hands? What is female ejaculation? How does it work? Whats with the bleeding? How do orgasms work? Whats a clitoris? Is friction ever good? Whats a cervix? Does size matter? Is lube necessary? What shape is a vagina? What makes clits happy? How does arousal happen? Does licking the alphabet work? What makes it wet? Is there a taint? Is it fun? Is there a difference between a clitoral and a vaginal orgasm? What kind of lube is best for vaginas? What makes these genitals happy?

For questions and to enroll, email castroworkshops@gmail.com


Thursday, January 31, 8 pm -- SEX FOR AMERICA Bookparty

CSC celebrates local lit-scene star Stephen Elliott's newest, the anthology Sex for America: Politically Inspired Erotica. Publisher HarperCollins, which releases the book on January 29, says: "Sex for America takes us to the intersection of our desires and our political beliefs. These provocative stories by some of today's best writers, including Anthony Swofford, Jerry Stahl, Rick Moody, and Jonathan Ames, will inspire new discussions of sexual freedom and fascination. A surprising encounter between a lesbian and a young man shipping off to war, a liberal Hill staffer falling for the wife of a Republican senator, and Dick Cheney's duck hunt accident as jilted lover's revenge. See your government—and your most recent sex partners—as you've never seen them before."

CSC's bookparty for Sex for America includes readings from editor Elliott (author of Happy Baby and My Girlfriend Comes into the City and Beats Me Up) and some of the anthology's other local talent, which includes Michelle Tea, Charlie Anders, Daphne Gottlieb, and Michelle Richmond; Mariel a la Mode will do a singing burlesque, and olympic gold medalist Catharine Fox adds a circus peformance to the festivities. For a cover graphic of Elliott's book please see http://www.stephenelliott.com/

$10.00 at the door; event commences at 8 pm.
At CSC, 1519 Mission